Prompt: Why are barns red?
Iowa is the home to the most powerful cows. These cows decide all the rules that the rest of the cows will follow. It was a cold night and the cows were having meeting, Big Mac, the ruler cow called on this meeting to discuss a crucial topic : what color should the barns be? "Attention, we are gathered here today to make a monumental decision for the future of cows everywhere," Big Mac declared, getting the attention of his fellow cows, "Our first topic of discussion will be on what color barns should be, anyone who wants to speak on this topic please come to the stage." One by one, the cows came up to the stage and pitched the ideas of their states. Only the most populous cow states were invited to these meetings, the rest of the states were nugacities in the decision making process. There were representatives from Texas, Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma to name a few. "Now that all of the states have pitched their ideas, we will vote for the top three colors. Purple, all in favor say moo, all opposed say boo," there was an overwhelming amount of boos. The top three ended up being top two because only two colors got a majority vote, and they were almost equal in votes. "Ok, now we have to decide between two colors, red or green," said Big Mac, "Now is there any state who feverently believes that their choice is better. " "Yes, we do," stated Angus from California. The cows in the room rolled their eyes, Californians were known as vulgarians to most. "Red is the superior color in this situation, if you don´t agree with that statement, you are wrong. Why would we want green barns? We don´t want our barns to camouflage into the nature around us, don´t we want to stand out? " "Ok... anyone else?" Big Mac prompted, "Seeing as no one else wants to say anything we will move onto the voting stage."
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